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Mayfest in my neighborhood is ruining….my neighborhood. Bunch of bros, beer bottles everywhere….gross.

Is there any job where I can tell off rich bitches when they complain because they don’t get their way? I would be amazing at that.

So trains are fucked up going North. Why do the strangers around you feel the need to do small talk and make jokes? I don’t care about where you need to be. Stop talking.

I got a fortune cookie yesterday that said, “Keep your nose to grindstone”. I know there just fabricated a million times over with the same message, but I’d like to think it’s the universe nudging me along.

Old people have been on this earth longer than me. Shouldn’t they know more about life like exiting through the rear of the bus.

Ben Folds Five is playing Summerfest. I must go. Whatever and Ever Amen is the album that made me realize I’m changing from my friend who thought Creed was the amazing new band.

Awww yes. @5411empanadas so tasty. Now my breath is KICKIN’ with garlic tastiness, but I don’t care!

I have no sympathy for people close to my age or younger asking for change. Especially 20 year old white kid begging. As my co-worker said, “He’s got a social security number!”

Grown men in suits, dress clothes and carrying backpacks look ridiculous. Get a real bag, you’re big boys now.

so it has been decreed, were burning the small sticks that were chopped off some bushes because we can.